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If you don’t have one, then that solves the mystery as to why you’re single. That’s what those questions are doing — asking you. Are you working that 9–5 office job and writing your Stand By Me fan fiction screenplay at night?
If you’re looking for something that fast there are some hookers on Santa Monica Blvd. DO NOT start out with “I never know what to write here”, or “I don’t know what to say about myself”. If you don’t know anything about yourself or what you’re like, I can tell you why you’re single.
The only reason to not have an answer to this question is if no one has ever commented on your looks or personality.
Say something interesting, even if you don’t want to share anything too personal.
If you’re an open book, you might be willing to admit that you wet your bed until you were 15 or that you want to nail your first cousin. DO NOT write, “Message me if you like what you’ve read.” We get that. Quote a movie, leave a recipe for bundt cake, leave your hat size.